Yellow Flies, Citrus Greening, a Possible Alien Abduction, a Possum in the Compost, and a Dead Armadillo

Mom: Corbin and I were discussing garden gloves; He said "I don't have gloves, I have hands." Funny.
May 12 9:52 AM



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Mom: Pop has taught Corbin to say "What's up girl?" to the women walking by the car
May 16 1:25 PM



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Mom: Have you been abducted by aliens
May 16 1:45 PM



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Mom: No no no, breathe. You got this far.  Keep paddling
May 16 3:15 PM

Mom: You can see the shore
May 16 3:16 PM

Me: Cause I'm drowning?
May 16 3:16 PM

Mom: No YOU are NOT. You got this.
May 16 3:17 PM



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Mom: Memphis has possum treed in garden
May 17 7:32 AM

Mom: Rhetta helping herself to compost, Memphis hunting
May 17 7:32 AM



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Mom: The yellow flies are so bad, they're biting through 40% DEET
May 18 4:19 PM

Mom: I had to knock em off Clayton with the broom, now don't know what's worse, bruises or bites
May 18 4:45 PM

Mom: It's getting dark outside, the yellow flies have taken over Florida
May 18 4:45 PM

Mom: We're holed up in the house, scared of the elements and cows
May 18 4:45 PM



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Mom: Add citrus greening to the list of things to worry about
May 18 6:29 PM

Me: Uhh, okay, but it's going to the bottom of the list
May 18 6:30 PM

Mom: Just as long as it's on there
May 18 6:31 PM

Mom: Do you remember the last citrus crisis
May 18 6:32 PM

Me: nope
May 18 6:32 PM

Mom: Canker
May 18 6:32 PM



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Mom: Omg, now it's THE biggest armadillo in Florida, the compost must be a trash magnet
May 19 6:38 PM

Mom: It's attracting buzzards
May 19 6:38 PM

Me: They know dad is out of town and think they're safe
May 19 6:38 PM

Mom: I don't know if I can dig a hole that big
May 19 6:40 PM

Me: This is awesome
May 19 6:42 PM

Mom: If you're reading about it, maybe
May 19 6:42 PM

Mom: Oh shit, his guts are full of blow flies
May 19 6:44 PM

Me: Why are you looking at his guts???
May 19 7:03 PM

Mom: Son of a gun wouldn't fit in the hole
May 19 7:25 PM

Me: That's so gross
May 19 7:26 PM

Mom: Reading about it doesn't do it justice
May 19 7:26 PM

Mom: Does anyone else encounter these problems or am I alone in my misery?
May 19 7:29 PM

Me: Just you, as far as I know
May 19 7:29 PM

Mom: Holy smokes, I need help, I ain't right
May 19 7:32 PM


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