More Texts from Mama

Mom: Awww, I'm really serious, it just comes out that way
Apr 26 4:47 PM


Mom: Put this in your data bank: a chicken does not like a bath in a bucket
Apr 27 7:24 AM

Me: Uhoh, did Corbin decide his chicken was dirty?
Apr 27 11:57 AM

Mom: Yes, but changed his mind quickly
Apr 27 12:05 PM


Mom: Corbin put his chicken in the dryer, lucky chicken he can't turn it on
Apr 28 7:05 AM


Mom: Looks like I am going to have to buy a geranium, further proof of our weather connection
May 2 10:44 AM

Me: Or just do a rain dance
May 2 3:17 PM


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